Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends lastwords.It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
Man: Sardarji where were u born?Sardarji: Punjab.Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole bodyis born in punjab".
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I'veseen ur password.Its 4 asterisks (****).The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong,Its 1258
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.Do u know what the business was?. . . .. . .. . . .. . . He opened a Saloon inPunjab!.
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's facein a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beathim why?He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A manasks why he does this.Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with aopen mouth.................Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinnershould be light
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application forDivorce.Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like mygrandpa who died peacefully in his sleep notscreaming like all d passengers in d car he wasdriving..
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterevery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goeswalking at evening not in the morning. Sardarjireplied''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror withhis eyes closed.His wife asked what you are doing.He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule beforetaking it? Guess what...To avoid side effect!!!
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho keSardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mebulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissedher....Girl said- "What r u doing...?"Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbingme.I don't know how she got my no, She interruptswhenever I call someone and says "please rechargeyour card"
A person went into the office kitchen one morningand found a Sardarni painting the walls. She waswearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her whyshe was wearing them rather than old clothes or anoverall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "Forbest results put on two coats"
Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school orcollege???A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks whenthe teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept........
Santa Singh MBBSAfter finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts hisown practice.He checked his first patient's Eyes, then theTongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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