What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
A Kid asks the Priest: Father what is your Favourite Pastime...? The Priest pats the kids head & replies: NUN My Child NUN....!!
Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his PhoneBook & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610
"Santa: I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,Banta: Really, what is he studying,Santa : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.
Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabrakhodnemai bitegi..!!
Santa Banta KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale.Banta: Santa agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
Now comes the best one........................
Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Woh RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram ne kaha "Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir me ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi."
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