A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But,also because they were good Catholics they did not eat red meaton Fridays. So, when their neighbor began barbequeing somejuicy steak on Friday night, they began to squirm.
They were so annoyed that they went to talk to him about it.After much talk they conviced him to become Catholic. The nextSunday he went to the priest and the priest sprinkled holywater on him and said: You were born Protestant. You wereraised Protestant. But now you are Catholic!
And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down to eat theirfish, they were disturbed by the smell of roast beef comingfrom the neighboring house. They went over to talk to the newCatholic because he knew he was not supposed to eat beef onFridays. When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on thebeef saying: You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. Butnow you are fish!
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