Sunday, October 29, 2006

Some Wacky Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it Seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for anHour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S Relativity.

- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don't like?

- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what Matters is whether I win or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome. -Author Unknown

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he is In trouble again.

Author Unknown

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving. -Author Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.-Author Unknown

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,Neither does milk.-Author Unknown

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them.-Author Unknown

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.-Author Unknown

The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action. -Author Unknown

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