Rhymes- funny

English: twinkle twinlke little star how i wonder what u are

Telangana Telugu: merishe merishe shinna sukka pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi

English: Johnny Johnny Yes papa Eating Sugar No papa

Telangana Telugu: Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina

English: Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown jill came tumbling down.

Telangana Telugu: jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu

Punjab Board College Exam - Paper

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Fun Reading for the Holidays

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Telugu Film Absurdity

Ifbalayya is hero in pokiri then the hospital scene

Ileana:Em chestuntaru miru
Balayya: mari anta gattiga adigite em cheptam. nuvvem anukuntunnav?
Ileana: Ante... age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tirugutu toda kottukuntu tirige BANDODU anukunna....
Balayya: correct manamadhe...
Ileana: kaligane unnav ga panikoche panulu cheyochu ga...
Balayya: kali ga evadunnadu. dabbuliste emaina chesta...
Ileana: emaina ante? Balayya: ippudu flop cinemalu free chesag mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chesta...
Ileana: endukala?
Balayya: ollu kovekki...
Ileana: ollu.........
Balayya: vidu manisha leda pasuva ani alochistunnavuga.. kachitanga manishinaithe kanu

hhhahah

Balayya jokes

The last conversation in BOMMARILLU between prakash raj and siddhu is replaced by balayya and balayya fans.... balayya fans: balayya babu meeru 30 yrs ninchi gelichanu anukuntunaaru, kaani mimalni gelipinchadaniki memu 30 yrs ninchi oodipotune unnamsrungara:

"uppukappurambu balayya bandaga undu chuda chuda cinemalu chettaga undu cinemalandu baalayya cinemalu verayya viswadabhirama "maharadhi" choodakura mama ........"

Bush Series Continues

For Laughs

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,"

Isn't that Bush and Powell?"The barman says "Yep, thats them."So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are u guys doing?"And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this timeand one bicycle repairman."And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!

1George Bush's fav. song..... I Will Survive
2-Osama Bin Laden's theme song..... It Wasn't Me
3-Boston Airport Authority's song..... Who Let The Dogs Out
4-New Yorker's song..... Smoke Get In Your Eyes
5-Song that was played in the WTC..... Hit me Baby One More Time
6-Guys that jumped off WTC was singing..... I Believe I Can Fly
7-Pentagon's ex-theme song.....U Can't Touch This

In the News about United States

Afghans New Currency

Bin Ladens Insurance

Afghaanimo

Jacuzzi In the United states and below in Iraq

Person Missing

New Map

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Statue of Liberty

Perfect Plan

O B Laden

Bin Laden Toilet Paper

Bin's Hideout

Osama Found

Osama Survive song

Funny Cartoons