Thursday, January 31, 2008

chahat hai

Har pal tujhe khwabo me dekha,
Ab haqeeqat me pane ki chahat hai.
Paas aakar tumhari,
Kuch lamhe churaane ki chahat hai.
Laga ke apne seene se tumhe,
Yeh zindagi jeene ki chahat hai.
Lekar tumhe apni bahoon me,
Yeh jahan badalne ki chahat hai.
Na jaane kitne aansu bahe tere intezaar me,
Par ab tere sang muskuraane ki chahat hai.
Apni har ek khushi tere naam kar,
Tere saare ghum apnane ki chahat hai.
Chup-chup ke tujhe dekha to bahut maine,
Ab teri nazro se nazar milane ki chahat hai.
Tum to bas chuke ho is dil me,
Par ab tere dil me dhadakne ki chahat hai.

Roya to bohat roya

Muddat se door the hum...
Aap miley..Aaap ka milna achcha laga...
Sagar se gehree lagee aapki mohabbat...
Tairna to aata tha...Per doobna achcha laga..!

dil ne teray baray main poocha to bohat roya
vo shaks jo pather tha, toota to bohat roya

ye dil ke judai ke unwaan pe bersoon se
chup tha to bohat chup tha, roya to bohat roya

ik harf tasalli ka ik lafz mohabbat ka
khud apnay liye us ne likha to bohat roya

pehlay bhi shikastoon per khai thi shikast us ne
lekin vo teray hathon hara to bohat roya

jo ehad nibhanay ki deta tha dua, us ne
kal shaam mujhay tanha dekha to bohat roya!!

Three Bullets - God Works Miracles


*With God all things are possible*-Matthew 19:26

There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat.
He had an old rifle and three bullets.
So, he decided that he would go out hunting and kill some wild game for dinner.As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit.
He shot at the rabbit and missed it.
The rabbit ran away.Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel but missed it.
The squirrel disappeared into a hole in a cottonwood tree.As he went further, he saw a large wild "Tom" turkey in the tree, but he had only one bullet remaining.
A voice spoke to him and said,
"Pray first, aim high, and stay focused.
However, at the same time, he saw a deer which was a better kill.He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer. But, then he saw a rattlesnake between his legs about to bite him, so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattlesnake.Still, the voice said again to him,
"I said, 'Pray, Aim high, and Stay focused."
So, the man decided to listen to God's voice.He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree, and shot the wild turkey.The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer.The handle fell off the gun, hit the snake in the head, and killed it.

And, when the gun had gone off, it knocked him into a pond.When he stood up to look around,
he had fish in all his pockets, a dead deer, and a turkey for his family to eat.The snake (Satan) was dead simply because the man listened to God.
Moral of the story:
Pray first before you do anything, aim and shoot high in your goals, and stay focused on God.Never let others discourage you concerning your past.
The past is exactly that, "the past."Live every day one day at a time,
and remember that only God knows our future,
and that He will not put you through any more than you can bear.
Do not look to man for your blessings,
but look to the doors that only He has prepared in advance
for you in your favor.
Wait, be still, and patient: keep God first,
and everything else will follow.

This is GOOD!!!



One day the king and his friend (every situation he says "This is Good") were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off. Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail


1 year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took him to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake


As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb. Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way. As he returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend. He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right," he said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And he proceeded to tell the friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this."


"No," his friend replied, "This is good!"


"What do you mean,This is good? How could it be good that I sent my friend to jail for a year?"


"If I had NOT been in jail, I would have been with you." "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to His purpose." Rom. 8:28

Situations may not always seem pleasant while we r in them, but the promise of God is clear. If we love Him and live our lives according to His precepts, even that which seems to be bleak and hopeless will be turned by God for His glory and our benefit.


Hold on, God is faithful! May God bless you this week as you seek His will in every situation.

Friends for Ever









Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Telugu Cartoons.

Many of you probably read or seen Sridhar's cartoons in Eenadu Newspaper.

Here are some of Sridhar's Cartoons. Have fun


అంత భారీ గాలిపటాన్ని ఎగరేయవద్దు డియర్‌ అంటే వినకపోతివి



రెండో SRC వివాదం
ప్రభుత్వం కొత్త పధకాలు
సంక్రాంతి సంబరాలు
కొత్తబట్టలు మనింటికి పంపించా,
పొంగలి అస్మదీయులకు పంచా,
భోగిమంటలు పెట్టా,
అధికార్లకు తలంటిపోయించా,
కాంట్రాక్టర్లకు గాలిపటాలిచ్చా,
రైతులకు గొబ్బెమ్మలు పంపా,
ప్రజలకు శుభాకాంక్షలు తెలిపా... అంతేనా సార్‌!

తెలుగుదేశం మహానాడు - NTR సిద్దాంతాలకు పునరంకితం
ఎన్టీఆర్‌ సిద్ధాంతాలకు పునరంకితమవుతున్నారట...
పార్టీ నాయకులంతా ఎన్టీఆర్‌లా అలా తయారయ్యారు.

అక్రమ కట్టడాలు
క్రమబద్ధీకరణ చేయటానికే అక్రమ కట్టడాల్ని కట్టనిచ్చామయ్యా...

పెరిగిన బంగారం ధర
ఈమధ్య మా సారు డబ్బు తీసుకోవట్లా. షేర్లయినా
ఆయనపేరున బదలాయించాలి. లేదా కాసుల పేరయినా పట్టుకురావాలి...

ఉచిత సంక్రాంతి పధకం
బస్సులకు, రైళ్ళకు పండగ రద్దీ

అమెరికాలో ఉన్న అమ్మాయి వచ్చేసింది. హైదరాబాద్‌లో ఉన్న
అబ్బాయి రావటమే కష్టంగా ఉంది. బస్సులు దొరకట్లా.

పైపులైన్‍కు లీకు



Roll no - 420

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Isaiah 51



Isaiah 51
Everlasting Salvation for Zion


1 "Listen to me, you who pursue righteousness and who seek the LORD : Look to the rock from which you were cut and to the quarry from which you were hewn;
2 look to Abraham, your father, and to Sarah, who gave you birth.

When I called him he was but one, and I blessed him and made him many.
3 The LORD will surely comfort Zion and will look with compassion on all her ruins; he will make her deserts like Eden,her wastelands like the garden of the LORD. Joy and gladness will be found in her, thanksgiving and the sound of singing.
4 "Listen to me, my people; hear me, my nation: The law will go out from me; my justice will become a light to the nations.
5 My righteousness draws near speedily, my salvation is on the way, and my arm will bring justice to the nations. The islands will look to me and wait in hope for my arm.
6 Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath;the heavens will vanish like smoke,the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
7 "Hear me, you who know what is right, you people who have my law in your hearts: Do not fear the reproach of men or be terrified by their insults.
8 For the moth will eat them up like a garment;the worm will devour them like wool. But my righteousness will last forever, my salvation through all generations." 9 Awake, awake! Clothe yourself with strength, O arm of the LORD; awake, as in days gone by, as in generations of old.Was it not you who cut Rahab to pieces,who pierced that monster through?
10 Was it not you who dried up the sea, the waters of the great deep,who made a road in the depths of the sea so that the redeemed might cross over?
11 The ransomed of the LORD will return. They will enter Zion with singing; everlasting joy will crown their heads. Gladness and joy will overtake them, and sorrow and sighing will flee away.
12 "I, even I, am he who comforts you. Who are you that you fear mortal men, the sons of men, who are but grass,
13 that you forget the LORD your Maker, who stretched out the heavens and laid the foundations of the earth, that you live in constant terror every day because of the wrath of the oppressor, who is bent on destruction? For where is the wrath of the oppressor?
14 The cowering prisoners will soon be set free; they will not die in their dungeon, nor will they lack bread.
15 For I am the LORD your God, who churns up the sea so that its waves roar— the LORD Almighty is his name.
16 I have put my words in your mouth and covered you with the shadow of my hand— I who set the heavens in place, who laid the foundations of the earth, and who say to Zion, 'You are my people.' "

Dost


Jiske didar pe dil herpal tadapta hai,

Jiske intezar mein her pal tarasta hai,

Kya kahe is kambhakt dil ko,

Jo apna hoker bhi kisi aur ke liye dhadakta hai.



Aisa dost chahiye jo,

hame apna maan sake,

hamare dukh ko jaan sake,

chal rahe ho ham tez baarish mein,

fir bhi pani me se hamare aansuo ko pehcan sake.



Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti,

maut kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,

sambhal ker rakhna hamari saltnat me kadam,

yahan dosti todne waloon ki jamanat nahi hoti.



Musurana hi khushi nahi hoti,

Umer bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti,

Is dost ko kabhi to yaad kar liya karo,

Sirf dost kehne se hi dosti nahi hoti

Frozen Cherries in Tehran / Iran

For those of you who love Cherries - Have a Ball...






Monday, January 28, 2008

Telugu movies related to college life

Exams - Anukokunda Oka Roju
Classes - Appudappudu
Qs.paper - Aparichithudu
copying - Okariki Okaru
Maths - Gharshana
Slips - Apadbandhavadu
Results - Adrushtam
Supplimentary - Nuvvasthanante Nenondantana
Pass - Student No.1
Failed - Anthuleni Katha
1st yr - Buddimanthudu
2nd yr- mass
3rd yr - Pokiri
final yr - Desha muduru
job searching -- vetagadu

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Software inspired Movies Names

1) IT Rajyam!!

2) Offshore lo puli - Onsite lo pilli

3) Intlo baava - Office lo Java,

4) Job vachindhi kaani.....!

5) Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhin pellam

6) Priyudu nerpina PASCAL,

7) Job ochina kothalo....!

8) Project dorakani Papa,

9) Company pettalani vundhi..!

10) Iddaru programmerla muddula tester

11) Job-e-naa pranam!,

12)Oracle dada-DBMS!,

13) Toli project...!

14) Yevandi mailochindi,

15) Project kosam,

16) Coding Ramudu

17) A Company aithe naakenti..!?,

18) Aaruguru programmerlu!!!,

19)Pandanti Project!

20) COBOL kaatesindi,

21) Programmer malli puttadu..!,

22) Sri SAP Swamy Mahatyam...!!,

23) Pellam PM aithe!!?,

24) ...Nee Password Naaku Telusu !

25) Amma,Nanna,O'software engineer!!

26) Srivaariki Oka E-Mail,

27) Review cheddam raa,

28) Naakuuu...Project kaavaali..!

29) ...Sorry... naaku already job vundi,

30) Testing ante ideraa

31)Vaddu Bava....Java!!

32)Pavitra project!!

33)Basics Nerpina Bava...!!

Friday, January 25, 2008

Indian Republic Day in Pictures

PARADE
This Picture is from 2004
Children's dance during the celebration



Proud to be an Indian.

Happy Republic Day


ORIGIN OF INDIAN REPUBLIC DAY



When India gained independence, the country was lost in a world preoccupied with the destruction brought about by the Second World War. All of a sudden, we were responsible for everything we did. Piggy-backing on another country's mistakes would no longer work. The Indian National Congress in those days could effectively speak for the people of India, but it was not an elected body. There was not even a constitution to guide us.

The Indian Constituent Assembly met on December 9, 1946. The Assembly appointed a number of committees to report on the various aspects of the proposed constitution. The Indian Constitution was finalised with 395 Articles and eight Schedules, and was adopted by the Constituent Assembly on November 26, 1949. The Indian Republic officially came into being on January 26, 1950. January 26 was not some random date picked out of the calendar. It was on this date in 1927, that the Indian National Congress, then fighting its non-violent war for freedom, voted for complete independence as against 'dominion status'. It was the date when members of the INC took the pledge to work towards a 'sovereign democratic republic' of India.

After the Constitution was written and adopted on November 1949, January 26 the following year was chosen as the day when India would finally arrive as a nation, complete with the lengthiest and the most detailed constitution in the world. With this, Republic Day became the most important day in the history of India. Indeed, India had become a geographical entity on August 15, 1947, but it was on January 26, 1950 that it became a nation in the true sense, with a constitution and elected representatives of the people.

Windows 2000 in Telugu

Version : కిటికీలు రెండువేలు. (Windows 2000)
Key words
search = దేవులాడు
save = బచాయించు
save As = గిట్ల బచయించు
find= ఎత్కు
Find Again = మల్ల ఎత్కు
Move= సర్కాయించు
insert= నడిమిట్ల పెట్టు
Space= జాగా
back Space= ఎన్క జాగా
run= ఉర్కు
print preview = చూసి అచ్చేయి
copy= గట్లాంటిదే
paste= అత్కేయి
exit= ఇగవోరి
compress= గుంజు
mouse= ఎలక
click= వొత్తు
double click = మల్ల వొత్తు
double click with left mouse button = ఎలక చెవులు ఒకమలి ఎడం దిక్కు మల్ల మల్ల వొత్తు
access= దొరుకపట్టు
access denied= దొరక పట్టనియ
home= ఇంటికి వో
errors= నీ నోట్ల మన్ను వాడ

चमक

फूलो से कह दो महकना बंद कर दे, की उनकी महक की कोई जरूरत नही....

सितारो से कह दो चमकना बंद कर दे, की उनकी चमक की कोई जरूरत नही....

भवरो से कह दो अब ना गुनगुनाये, की उनकी गुंजन की कोई जरुरत नही....

सागर की लहरे चाहे तो थम जाये, की उनकी भी कोई जरुरत नही....

सुरज चाहे तो ना आये बाहर्, की उसकी किरणो की भी जरुरत नही....

चाँद चाहे तो ना चमके रात भर, की उसके आने की भी जरुरत नही....

वो जो आ गये हैं इस जहाँ में, तो दुनिया मे और किसी और से दोस्ती की जरुरत ही नही

पसंद

हर चहरे मे कुछ तोह एह्साह है,

आपसे दोस्ती हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,

क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है. .

चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,

तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.

कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,

तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.

कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,

इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,

जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तोह बता देना,

न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.

दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है

अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है

दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,

अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.

दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.

दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,

इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,

यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही . . .

सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो..

करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,

Shaayari

Khushi ke liye gam kurban,
Hasi ke liye aansoo kurban,
Pyar ke liye dil kurban
Aur e mere dost tere
Liye to jaan kurban.



Humne kab unse mulaqat ka wada chaha,
dur reh ker to unhe aur bhi zyaada chaha,
yaad aye hai mujhe aur bhi shiddat se woh,
bhool jaane ka unhe jab bhi iraada chaha...

Quit Without the Gain!

Quit Without the Gain!
If you're thinking of quitting smoking but you're afraid you'll gain weight, here's some good news: it doesn't have to happen! Experts from the National Institute of Diabetes & Digestive & Kidney Diseases say that by knowing — and preparing for — the common reasons for post-tobacco weight gain, you can avoid them.

They include:
Feeling hungrier: Have plenty of low-calorie snacks on hand, such as cut-up carrot and celery sticks, sugar-free chewing gum, rice cakes, and the like. Soon the urge to munch will pass.

Going overboard: When smokers finally give it up, they tend to replace one bad habit with another! That often means more alcohol and high-calorie snacks. Be aware of what you're eating and avoid alcohol — which can decrease your willpower — for a while.

Slowing burn rate: Many people, women in particular, started smoking to control their weight. While it's true that smoking can reduce your appetite and stimulate your metabolism slightly, the risks aren't worth the trade-off! Instead, keep your metabolism running strong with a healthy diet and regular exercise!

When Technology is on everyones Mind !!!


Laptop Cake

Book Cake

Calculator Cake
Apple Cake
Bank Counting Machine Cake
Back to the Future Cake
Another Super Mario Cake
A programmers cake.

--The icing on the cake says "foreach (Person p in room) ( p.Eat(cake) )"

Poker Cake

Xbox Cake
Nintendo Cake
Super Mario Cake
Star Wars Cake